LiquidJuniper

I miss popping in an Xbox 360 disc and hearing that whir. You do too, right? But who still has the console hooked up?

I’ve watched students stare at blank console windows for twenty minutes trying to run a Java program that just worked in IntelliJ. It’s frustrating.

I’m tired of gaming news that feels like digging through trash. You are too. Why scroll past ten headlines just to find one thing you care about?

You bought a PS5. You love The Witcher 3. Now you’re staring at your shelf wondering: Is it actually good on this thing? I played it. All of it. On PS5.

Gaming currency is everywhere on consoles now. You see it in the store. You get pop-ups asking you to buy more. You wonder why your $20 feels like $12.

PC or console. You’ve heard it a thousand times. I’ve argued it in Discord, at bars, and once while waiting for a pizza delivery.

I tried Exconsoles because I was tired of waiting for games to load. You probably are too. This is not another fluff piece full of hype and zero answers.

I get tired of scrolling through ten sites just to find out if that new game is coming to my console. You do too. It’s messy out there.

I remember blowing into cartridges. It didn’t help. But it felt like it did. You probably do too. Or maybe you’ve never held a PlayStation controller.